I went to the Dr. with my wife today and found out I'm having a daughter. This is obviously God's sense of humor coming out as he punishes me for my wicked past... it brought on a sense of bewildered amazement as I somehow transitioned from "some guy with a kid on the way" to a "Dad".... and it's absolutely terrifying.
So in an attempt to ensure my family is fed, we need your help. I need to get everyone who is missing out on a community, who needs a friend, who needs to lose weight... people who are lonely, lost in faith, or need a challenge... I need the community to help us out and get inside this gym.
So for the month of June, if you bring in someone and they sign up for a month, you get 20% off June. If they sign up for three months, you get 40% off June. You can take the whole discount, or you can split it. Can you help me help this town?